7. Transurrection in Montana as protestors shut down the Montana State House after the censure of a biological male, “Zooey Zephyr”, for declaring her political opponents have “blood on their hands” for not allowing minors to get gender-transition surgery. This gender stuff is really confusing Joe Biden, as is everything else.

6. Parody or painful? Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is fundraising by selling beer koozies with pictures of female Republican governors on them and declaring them “REAL WOMEN” in the design of the Bud Light logo. This is enough to make you want to drink the beer being boycotted over their support for Dylan Mulvaney.

5. State Sen. Tom Butler (R-Madison) wants a replica rocket built at the state’s visitor center on I-65 in Ardmore and has filed a bill that would require it. The bill will not allocate a single dollar for the cause but will allow the State Council on the Arts to work to fund it with gifts and grants.

4. With the Republicans in the U.S. House of Representatives passing a ban on biological men playing women’s sports, the U.S. Senate seems disinterested but that will not deter Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-Auburn) who told Newt Gingrich, “Whatever you want to be in our country, you be that, but that doesn’t give you the opportunity to destroy other people’s lives, and that’s what’s happening through transgender biological boys participating in girls sports.”

3. Even though no one wants President Joe Biden to run for re-election, his team has announced his re-election with a sad video that keeps him from speaking live which may explain why there will be no Democrat debates. Only 26% want Biden to run again and only 5% want a Biden-Trump rematch.

2. Cable news shakeup roils the political world when the most important conservative voice and most-influential talking head Tucker Carlson is gone from Fox News with the reasons in dispute. Don Lemon is yeeted from CNN, as well.

1. Media celebrates Confederate Memorial Day, Josh Moon and Kyle Whitmire’s favorite holiday, by calling everyone they disagree with racist while claiming everything racist, including funding Confederate Museum, not ending Confederate holidays, and firing bureaucrats who aren’t doing their jobs.

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Dale Jackson is a contributing writer to Yellowhammer News and hosts a talk show from 5-9 a.m. weekdays on WVNN and on Talk 99.5 from 10 a.m. to noon.