7. Somehow, the “Barbie” movie is wreaking havoc nationwide now that 81% percent of people who have seen it say patriarchy affects the workplace and 82% of men who saw “Barbie” have seen an increase in the “patriarchy” in their work environment.

6. In news that will surprise no one, pro-life protestors were treated far worse than pro-choice supporters. This is playing out nationwide.

5. If you want to be arrested in Alabama, there are no easier ways than smashing the window of a police station and entering to demand that you be arrested.

4. Alabama’s drug enthusiasts, suppository fans, and peach-flavored gelatinous potheads have to wait a few months as the Alabama Cannabis Commission looks to sort out their nonsense.

3. The Space Command commander sought to keep the HQ in Colorado after he bought a ranch there. Oddly, U.S. officials told the Space Command that Gen. James Dickinson argued that moving his headquarters would jeopardize military readiness after the purchase.

2. The Alabama delegation is not happy about the latest indictment of former President Donald Trump.

1. U.S. Sen. Katie Britt (R-Montgomery) has made it clear that she believes Americans are tired of the non-stop Trump indictment narrative. “There is no better example of any discrepancies, the inefficiencies and just downright unlawfulness that we’re seeing from this Justice Department, then the way that you see President Trump be treated and think that they want to see Hunter Biden held accountable for what he’s done.”

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Dale Jackson is a thought leader for Yellowhammer News and hosts a talk show from 5-9 a.m. weekdays on WVNN and on Talk 99.5 from 10 a.m. to noon.